butthurtbandboys:

so when can i buy tickets to see one direction in 2020? next week?

if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed

(Source: au-rev0ir)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

smokeywithposey:

jojenobrien:

Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.

Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.

#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)